Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.
I’m just saying what you can’t say, but you feel the same goddamn way I feel. Bernie Mac, The Original Kings of Comedy
RIP Uncle Bernie
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
Nicki Minaj | No Flex Zone (Remix)
But if you ugly it’s a no text zone, it’s a no sex zone, it’s a no flex zone.
If you tell me to “go deeper” and my pelvis already touching you… U just rude as hell
You know good n well I dun ran outta dick
You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.
i keep my phone on at all times just in case nev and max calls because someone done used my selfies